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Post by mrjared on Sept 2, 2014 11:19:57 GMT -8
Let's roast these fooligans!
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Post by mrjared on Sept 2, 2014 11:21:06 GMT -8
Jared VS Joey
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Fei
Fei
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Post by Fei on Sept 2, 2014 13:37:37 GMT -8
Fei vs. Dave
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Ryan
Ryan
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Post by Ryan on Sept 2, 2014 15:28:37 GMT -8
*Forgot to say Ryan vs. Allan (omg ironic that's my middle name!!)*
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Post by Ni-cole on Sept 2, 2014 16:36:16 GMT -8
Nicole v Dru
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Alex
Alex
Posts: 414
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Post by Alex on Sept 2, 2014 16:43:49 GMT -8
Alex VS Alyx
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Mike
Mike
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Post by Mike on Sept 2, 2014 16:44:44 GMT -8
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craig
Craig
All I want for Christmas is a 6 in the dice game...
Posts: 166
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Post by craig on Sept 2, 2014 18:51:55 GMT -8
Craig V Debbie
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Post by taylorstreet on Sept 2, 2014 19:58:55 GMT -8
The rap that wasn't included:
Now Imma make this quick, cuz I hate being a prick, and honestly outroasting you will be as easy as "FLICK!" This is your first warning, I'm telling you to forfeit. It's a battle of wits, not battle of the nitwits, and the shit I'm 'bout to spit is going to be explicit, and the only shit you could spit is the stuff from Trevor's dick, bitch, which is shorter than Filius Flitwick.
You're not sophisticated enough to articulate a response to reciprocate, so Imma dominate this matchup, and I don't mean to instigate, but my words may stimulate feelings of me that'll vary, and I anticipate that I might replicate your hate for Mary, whom you SHOULD be jealous of, because honestly she's hot, and sweeter than a cherry. Hell, if you were my girl, I'd let Mary share me. "Oh how DARE me! That wasn't fair of me"
Seriously though, Joanne is a friend. She is someone I probably should not offend. I should have her back from now until the end.
But fiesta her, I'm going for the jugular,
If you don't like it, you're just gonna have to struggle here,
cuz ur gonna take more shit than a muggle, dear
Oh dear..
At first I thought your one strength was your social game, but it was insane, the amount of pain I endured watching you fail to obtain any friends. You were sloppier than a pig pen Sorry to offend, but if a non threat like you can't even defend against votes on your end when there are bigger targets like me and Drew.. well then... I couldn't imagine how you plan to make it to the end..
..unless.. it depends. There IS some hope!
I could extend a rope down to where you float, and like a good little friend, I'd carry you to the end, just around the bend, but I won't pretend I won't transcend while you hit a dead since you tend to condescend players to no end, and you can't even comprehend that.
But don't expect to hop on my back though, because you're such dead weight, I expect I'd have my back broke.
But I could carry you in a tote, or take you back to Noah's arc and toss you in the boat, because, and this may sound shitty of me but, you are the epitome of what this game would refer to as... a goat.
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