Post by a11an on Sept 4, 2014 16:11:44 GMT -8
We are supposed to send it to whoever hosts our duel, so I will copy and paste it from here so I don't have to do it quickly later.
Ugh
1. I Have Brain Damage.
When I was young, my parents were friends with people who owned a ranch. Every summer we would go there for a long weekend and since I was an only child, my parents always tried to pawn me off on whatever children were around so they wouldn't have to entertain me all the time. I was an only child. This one time, the neighbour's son wanted me to go horseback riding with him, and I didn't want to because I was afraid but he made fun of me so I tried. The horse freaked out at something and I fell off and landed on my head. I was taken to the hospital and my parents were told I suffered a severe concussion and I had mild brain damage. I remember thinking it serves them right for making me do something I didn't want to do, and it's been an ongoing joke in my family that I am the one with brain damage.
2. F My Life.
I graduated film school and I had been working at Boston Pizza for a few years already s I was looking forward to getting a job in the industry, which was picking up in Saskatchewan at the time. My friend's aunt owned a production company in Regina were I was from and I was going to get a job there, but ended up deciding not to take it because I was planning on moving out to Ontario. A month or so later, the entire staff of the company went in on one of those office lottery pools where everyone pitches in and they buy tickets and they won ten million dollars. Ten fucking million dollars on the Lotto 6/49. I still have the same job as I did then. Boston Pizza. My boss is the guy whose aunt owned the film production company.
3. I did full frontal.
I moved to Ontario and I wanted to do something other than Boston Pizza so I decided to get an agent and act for a while. I was an extra in lots of movies and commercials and tv shows. One time, while I was on set waiting to be in a scene, a casting director approached me and asked if I wanted to be in an extra scene for money. I was told it was a sex scene, but it would be clothed and simulated sex. I agreed, thinking I only live once. When I arrived on set they asked me to remove all my clothes including my underwear and the scene ended up being me having to be fully naked and "raping" the character I was partnered with. It was on national television.
Ugh
1. I Have Brain Damage.
When I was young, my parents were friends with people who owned a ranch. Every summer we would go there for a long weekend and since I was an only child, my parents always tried to pawn me off on whatever children were around so they wouldn't have to entertain me all the time. I was an only child. This one time, the neighbour's son wanted me to go horseback riding with him, and I didn't want to because I was afraid but he made fun of me so I tried. The horse freaked out at something and I fell off and landed on my head. I was taken to the hospital and my parents were told I suffered a severe concussion and I had mild brain damage. I remember thinking it serves them right for making me do something I didn't want to do, and it's been an ongoing joke in my family that I am the one with brain damage.
2. F My Life.
I graduated film school and I had been working at Boston Pizza for a few years already s I was looking forward to getting a job in the industry, which was picking up in Saskatchewan at the time. My friend's aunt owned a production company in Regina were I was from and I was going to get a job there, but ended up deciding not to take it because I was planning on moving out to Ontario. A month or so later, the entire staff of the company went in on one of those office lottery pools where everyone pitches in and they buy tickets and they won ten million dollars. Ten fucking million dollars on the Lotto 6/49. I still have the same job as I did then. Boston Pizza. My boss is the guy whose aunt owned the film production company.
3. I did full frontal.
I moved to Ontario and I wanted to do something other than Boston Pizza so I decided to get an agent and act for a while. I was an extra in lots of movies and commercials and tv shows. One time, while I was on set waiting to be in a scene, a casting director approached me and asked if I wanted to be in an extra scene for money. I was told it was a sex scene, but it would be clothed and simulated sex. I agreed, thinking I only live once. When I arrived on set they asked me to remove all my clothes including my underwear and the scene ended up being me having to be fully naked and "raping" the character I was partnered with. It was on national television.