Post by Joey on Sept 12, 2014 23:11:34 GMT -8
Here is my picture of CHRISTOPHER BARKLEY. As you can see the base of this picture if CHRISTOPHER BARKLEY himself. You will notice his signature style of sticking out his tongue, because as you all know ~he just being Miley~. You will also notice his gorgeous itty bitty earrings and his perfectly quaffed blonde locks.
On the left side you will notice that BBC "big black cock" perfectly decorated with a handful of pubes. This perfectly represents CHRISTOPHER BARKLEY as he loves getting stuffed with BBC on the regular in any hole imaginable. Just look at the way that tongue dives towards it. You will notice the BBC making a CLEAR statement that it ain't about to get it on with anyone who isnt EDUCATED. NO ONE GETS BETWEEN CHRISTOPHER BARKLEY AND HIS BACHELORS IN NURSING.
You will also see highlighted Nicki Minaj's ass and a cup of Tim Horton's Coffee as they both are a few of CHRISTOPHER BARKLEY'S favorite things...When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when CHRISTOPHER BARKLEY is feeling sad..he simply thinks of Nicki and sips his coffee and then he doesn't feel so bad.
Finally, in the top right you will notice BMR. What's BMR? BLACK MIKE REILLY...#hairflip. Black Mike Reilly is actually a catfish for James, CHRISTOPHER BARKLEY'S real life boyfriend. Apparently they roleplay with mops or some shit. I DON'T JUDGE WHAT THEY DO IN THE BEDROOM AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU.
All of this and more makes CHRISTOPHER BARKLEY the person he is. An aryan god who loves big black schlong all night long. xoxo gossip girl aka Jimmy Tony.