Eric
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Post by Eric on Aug 3, 2014 19:51:14 GMT -8
Episode One
(My goal is write one a day)
Well first, I woke up and I told myself, "Today, I'm going to clean my room". Well turns out that I only did my laundry, but that counts right? Now I have clothes to wear for work.
Anyway, I didn't do anything fun today except watch a movie. Guardians of the Galaxy. It was pretty cool. Than my manager yelled at me via email about something that I didn't do.
And NOW, I'm talking to Ashlee and Kirin on a skype call, cuz I love the both of them.
AND, today's ROLL of the day is!!!!!!!!
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Post by Gabe Cohn on Aug 3, 2014 19:53:51 GMT -8
He is talking to me too
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 3, 2014 19:58:41 GMT -8
My day started at 12 AM with a bottle of peach schnapps next to me, a shot glass, rum and dr pepper and beer. I know. I start each day like a rockstar. In true rockstar fashion, I went to bed at 5 AM and slept till noon.
I woke up feeling so fresh (aka hungover as shit) and decided, hey it'll be a great idea to go on spinning rides and sweat all the alcohol out of my system.
So I went to the fair with Trevor (my son for those of you who haven't had the privilege of seeing him- you're missing out btw). I went on probably two rides and did a puke and rally. Seriously. But no. I mean maybe. Who fucking knows tbh?
Then I came home and passed the fiesta back out.
Now I'm talking to this shit head and he's making me type this out and I hope you're all bored as fiesta so this show gets cancelled soon. Just kidding (maybe).
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Eric
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Post by Eric on Aug 4, 2014 18:58:45 GMT -8
EPISODE TWO
Yo, so this episode is how Ashlee and I lost our virginity. NO silly. Not together. I'll post my story, and she'll post hers. It was April 24th, 20....something, I actually don't remember the year. But I was 18 I think? Maybe 17 or 19. One of those three. Anyway, there was this guy who I thought was really cute, and I knew he was gay, he knew I was gay, but neither of us had any balls to talk to each other. SOOO I made my friend ask to hang out, and we had plans for the three of us... and last minute, she "bailed" and then it was just the two of it. (I told her to bail). And we were all alone at his house, and we were playing video games. And he's like.... let's make this interesting, if you lost, you have to take an article of clothing off... so like, I kinda kicked his ass cuz i'm competitive. AND.... he was basically naked... and I had pretty much everything off. AND then YEAH.... I felt bad, so I joined.
AND then we did it. ALL NIGHT LONG. ALL over his bedroom. It was great!!! It was like a feeling I never felt before. AND, that's how I lost my virginity.
AND... the roll for today is....
md8espWJ
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 4, 2014 18:59:51 GMT -8
Hello and welcome to Episode Two of the shit show known as the Eric and Ashlee show. Today the shit head's brilliant idea was to tell the tales of when we lost our virginity. Well. Obviously it's not some cheesy cliche thing about a hotel room after prom or sex on the beach (hello no one wants sand in their vajayjay) but actually it's a short story for me because I'm still a virgin obviously. Thus concludes Day 2 of the Eric and Ashlee['s lies] show.
And because I got yelled at yesterday, here's the roll of the day.
98muKmVo
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Post by Jared Merrell on Aug 4, 2014 19:21:02 GMT -8
A11an 2.0
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Post by charchar2484 on Aug 5, 2014 15:38:45 GMT -8
Happy Birthday Ashley!!!!
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 5, 2014 16:00:05 GMT -8
Happy Birthday Ashley!!!! Thanks Charlie!
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Eric
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Post by Eric on Aug 5, 2014 18:44:36 GMT -8
Happy Birthday Ashley!!!! Ummm.... It's spelled Ashlee.
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Post by Eric on Aug 5, 2014 18:48:33 GMT -8
Anyway....
EPISODE THREE
For those who live under a rock, or spend too much of their day masturbating, I wanted to let you know that today is ASHLEE's BIRTHDAY!!!! She might now be 30, but today is HER day, and ya'll have to treat her like a mutha fukin princess.
But, in all seriousness.... even thought she's mean to me, and she rather watches TV with her sister than entertain me on my ride home, I still love this little slut SOOO much. She's like that big sis that I never had. Her vagina does smell sometimes, but it's something that I can look past because she's such an amazing person!!! I can't wait till we get married and share boyfriends!
Ashlee, happy birthday you slut!
AND.... the roll for today is!!!!
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 5, 2014 19:28:34 GMT -8
So episode three is a tribute to yours truly. Which means the shithead has to be nice to me. Which he was, kind of. Today's all about me. So let me tell you about me: My shit doesn't stink. You know why? Because I don't smell shit. If you do, you're nasty. I'm a rockstar. Literally. I'm secretly Hannah Montana. I apparently trust the wrong people, hence my early departure in iSurv1vor and my friendship with Eric (kidding, maybe). And I am a snapchat artist. Like picasso practically. And I take really good selfies. Master of the ducklips. So now you know me better. Which is good because I'm awesome. And according to samm, I'm the winner of allstars- see: PLOT TWIST! And the lame roll YMlVWGAy
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Eric
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Post by Eric on Aug 6, 2014 18:40:02 GMT -8
OMG, we got the same roll for episode 3. That's good luck!
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Post by Eric on Aug 6, 2014 18:45:46 GMT -8
Episode Four
Enough about Ashlee, we should talk about me. Today's topic is to write about someone in the iSurvivor community who you don't know, but you really want to get to know them for what ever reason. Well, the person who I want to get to know is Charlie. I say this because he's responsibe for taking out Ashlee out of Haiti. So good for you Charlie. You put that dumb bitch in her place. Charlie, feel free to send me a PM, or a skype message... or a FB request so we can get to know each other.
Um, but honestly... anyone can send me a PM... even if you're not charlie. Get to know ME!!! I'm better than Ashlee.
ROLL OF THE EPISODE IS::: wVqKl2qI
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Post by Eric on Aug 6, 2014 18:46:08 GMT -8
OMG YES!! Another 5. That's three in a row. Guys, this is so cool.
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 6, 2014 18:53:24 GMT -8
Unlike Eric, I have a better personality so it's easier to get to know people. So I feel like I don't need to beg for people to talk to me. I think I'm pretty outgoing and I've already had the chance to get to know some awesome people from the iS community. I think the longer I'm an alum, the more I'll get to know so I won't gravel. Sorry. Just kidding everyone talk to me because so far I like you all. But this was my favorite encounter so far: {roll]
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