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Post by Eric on Aug 7, 2014 18:24:51 GMT -8
Episode Five
So, on a side note. TODAY IS KIRIN's BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! However, this isn't the Eric and Kirin show! It's the Eric and Ashlee show.
Today, I got a package in the mail! This was from Ashlee, and it was a box of 42 fruit snacks. And some sweet tarts. I've already eaten three of the fruit snacks. So that means I have only 39 left. I see that the old people got voted out of Survivor.... that sucks. Old people are my favorite.
I have Saturday and Sunday off... I'm so excited!!! This is gonna be a great weekend of sleeping in, masturbating, and the other 39 fruit snacks!
AND the roll for today is:
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 8, 2014 7:10:54 GMT -8
I just realized I didn't post episode 5. The shit head might kill me. It's okay he claims we wont be friends after we meetup in November (but really that will make him love me more).
So I mailed him a package of fruit snacks, candy and a letter. That letter was pure gold. I wish he would have shared it with you. It talks all about how we have a beautiful, twisted, perverted friendship and how I never want to know when he's pooping but I do anyway because he snapchats me from the toilet (TMI?).
Anyway yesterday was Kirin's birthday and I would have loved to do a Kirin tribute episode but Eric's vain.
So yesterday at work the apocalypse happened and I survived. So that's cool. Thank the lord that it's Friday because I can't stand being around my coworkers any longer.
This weekend I get to go to a class to erase a speeding ticket from my record. Shoot me in the head now.
I have no other plans, maybe I'll drink and go on a skype call again. That sounds fun.
K loves you. Bye.
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 8, 2014 19:33:02 GMT -8
Episode SIXSo. We're back for another fantastic episode of The Eric and Ashlee show. Normally we save the best for last and I post second, but tonight I'm kicking things off. So today I'd like to start by announcing that I am a proud member Hashtag TEAMJACOB (you know, Jacob Harpel winner of iSurv1vor Haiti- yeah that guy, he's the greatest tbh) for this season of iSurv1vor.
Anyway I want to give shout outs to Kirin, Brandon (Hodges) and Jessica Frey! I've received mail from all of them and they all make me smile. Love you three. This shout out isn't random by the way, today I received mail from Jess (which may happen to be my Team Jacob shirt, just saying). They're the best. Everyone should be friends with them.
Okay this episode is getting to mushy and sentimental. So I'm going to go drink and maybe come back with something witty. Also I just wanted to post something before the shithead gets mad at me 
Today's roll of the day is
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Post by Eric on Aug 8, 2014 19:38:55 GMT -8
I just wanted to say that I smell really funny because I've worked 11 hours, and cleaned a lot of weird shit.
Clocked out today with about 52 hours, and I'll be working another 8 hours tomorrow giving me a grand total of about 60 hours! BRINGING IN THE OVERTIME!!! That's so exciting for me, I can't wait for my paycheck.
Ashlee is still a bitch
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Sorry, I'm tired. Goodnight lovers.
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 8, 2014 19:57:41 GMT -8
That shit head better buy me something nice with all that overtime pay^^^^
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2014 18:25:21 GMT -8
Excuse me?
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 10, 2014 19:34:55 GMT -8
Hi
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Post by Eric on Aug 11, 2014 18:40:57 GMT -8
Episode... whatever.
Ashlee said mean things to me, after beating her child.... so she's on my shit list.
Uggg, I can't stand her sometimes.
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Post by crthatha on Aug 11, 2014 18:45:26 GMT -8
<3 Team Jacob
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 11, 2014 18:54:49 GMT -8
EPISODE SEVEN (See Eric I'm better than you because I can count)
So Eric says I'm on his shit list, huh? Well. That shit head is on mine- he HUNG UP on me. He wanted to listen to music instead of talking to me. Like bitch, we talk at the same time every day. Your music can wait.
See if I send him fruit snacks again. I'll send Samm more jelly beans (even going through all that customs bullshit) before I send more fruit snacks.
Alright I'm playing a game so I should probably actually talk to my tribe. So. Bye.
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Post by Eric on Aug 12, 2014 19:08:47 GMT -8
The bitch ignored my phone call today.
UGGG clearly sucking someone off.
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 12, 2014 20:17:29 GMT -8
Whoa. Let's be clear that Eric and I were talking earlier and then he goes "oh someone else is calling me, I gotta go". Like what a shithead. It was probably Kirin calling him, I'd hang up on him if Kirin called me. So episode eight is apparently us fighting because Eric's a shithead! YAY! Fun times with Ashlee & Eric.
PS I had to help write a song today and it's gonna be good.
o94bveCv because Eric didn't
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Post by Jared Merrell on Aug 13, 2014 13:09:49 GMT -8
Yay for making 7 Episodes <3
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Post by Eric on Aug 13, 2014 18:35:16 GMT -8
OMG Ashlee. This isn't all about you. All you do is suck dick, beat your child, and play ORGs.... how about for ONCE in your life, put all that in the garbage, and actually have a conversation with me that doesn't involve you opening your legs.
I cant' even handle you anymore. BTW, I found a girl in my hometown who's prettier than you'll ever be. Her name is Stacey. And, Stacey is better than you.
AND, I ate all my fruit snacks already btw.... awkward.
And, I might still love you... but I'll never admit it anymore.
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HAPPY?
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Post by Ashlee on Aug 13, 2014 20:27:40 GMT -8
Eric you are literally the worst ever. Just stop. You replaced me? Great! I'll hang out with Trent instead of seeing you in November. BTW, why don't you get off your lazy mcdonalds eating ass and go buy your own fruit snacks next time PS i love you more. Bye HtQ3xPJo |
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